90scherry:

u ever look so good that u know ur making ppl feel uncomfortable?

thestrangeoneblog:

When you pretend to know something but you get caught…

fierceawakening:

square-enix:

my dad noticed i was stressed so he 3d printed me a little wooden elephant

this is Good

melonmemes:

Happy Ending Feg. Follow melonmemes on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/realmelonmemes

memes-and-relatableschemes:

memes-and-relatableschemes:

The way he stuffs them in his mouth 💀

Mood

the-problematic-blender:

darkvioletcloud:

han-j1:

darkvioletcloud:

im going through my skyrim screenshot folder

Who names their character Susan

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

As you do

saddestblogger:

arousedhoe:

saddestblogger:

arousedhoe:

hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that’s covering every goddamn i nch of the  kitchen floor

i know a gal……she’s on her way

thanks