like this post and i’ll check out your blog!! my dash is pretty dead

goldtriforce:

THE WORST FEEL IS WANTING A VIDEO GAME THAT YOU DON’T HAVE A CONSOLE FOR

American Horror Story: Easter

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

officialfrenchtoast:

Teacher: are you all ready for the exam?

Me: (what exam?)

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rnudkipz:

when you start losing a bunch of followers

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mexicanest:

reading the first question on a test
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grinderman2:

girl: come over bae

me: i can’t right now, i’m scampering around the forest and storing acorns for the long winter ahead

girl: i’m off my period

me: image