me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn
me as a parent
We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?
I’m not one for Halloween decorations, but my mom did the best ones this year.
peaceful times before the skeleton war
And then the fuckboys attacked
last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up
i feel better now
that pocket you just called hot? maybe it wants to be called beautiful