meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

trolltina:

me as a parent

sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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darkartz:

firaxa:

captainlasky:

I’m not one for Halloween decorations, but my mom did the best ones this year.

peaceful times before the skeleton war


And then the fuckboys attacked

darkartz:

firaxa:

captainlasky:

I’m not one for Halloween decorations, but my mom did the best ones this year.

peaceful times before the skeleton war

And then the fuckboys attacked

digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

unfrickable:

i feel better now

creatingtheimaginary:

tentakewl:

that pocket you just called hot? maybe it wants to be called beautiful 

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